10 Things I've Learnt from Entertainment II

I'm finally back, after an almost-month long hiatus. I promise to be more frequent in updating and I hope you guys stick around.

Anyways, this is a sequel to What I've Learnt From Entertainment and I'm writing 'cause I realized some things from TV and everything on screen (ads, music videos, yadda, yadda, yadda) that I couldn't just get over. Now these are quite serious


1. If you throw water on your face once, it'll be cleansed completely.

More deception....

Not so my friends...below is what actually happens

Reality.

2. If you're a white cop/detective, you're most likely to have a black partner.

Tis the case in Common Law, Grimm, Psych, NCIS LA, a million others...or almost.

Love these guys though. #PsychO

3. Speaking of crime dramas, a killer is never smart enough to not leave a smoking gun. Not as long as Sherlock, Adrian Monk and Patrick Jane are alive. 

It's sad when the killer is elusive in reality though.

4. When you fight with a woman, as a woman, you've got to pull out some hair extensions, else, it ain't valid!

You'll find the same kinda thing in Big Rich Atlanta

5. For a guy to show that he really loves a woman, he has to chase her to the airport and make sure she doesn't fly...or get on the next flight.

Twas the case in Zookeeper, Valentine's Day, Will You Merry Me, Her Minor Thing, Up In The Air, The Other End of The Line...again, a million others!

                 Yes, he chased her to India. Good movie though #TheOtherEndOfTheLine

6. Speaking of nearly-botched attempts, when a group of people, particularly singers, take part in their contest, the lead has to drop out last minute...then show up a minute to the performance.

Twas the case in Fighting Temptations, Joyful Noise, Sister Act: Back in The Act...

7. When you break out into song and dance on the streets of Mumbai, India...EVERYBODY else know the lines, notes and moves.

8. For watchers of Iron Chef, you CAN'T beat Iron Chef Morimoto!

9. The plot of reality TV shows centered on women- Let's be friends and hate those two...Let's hear a rumour about the woman from the other faction...Let's tell her, her 'best friend' said it, but only after we take her for drinks...Let's watch her slap and pull out the hair of her new 'frenemy'....THE END

10. Finally, I've learnt that nothing can be funnier than this image from a Nigerian movie.

True Story. ROFL